#summer house

It’s a good day to be a fan of Bravo reality shows. With BravoCon 2023 currently under way in Las Vegas (check out TVLine’s on-the-scene reporting here), the network has announced renewals for the following series: Summer House, The Real Housewives of New Jersey, Below Deck Down Under, Below Deck

Much like Kyle Cooke after a day-long pool party, it’s time to put Bravo’s Summer House to bed. Summer House has always followed a simple formula: Throw as many warm-weathered parties as possible to fuel endless messy hook-ups and incite group conflict. But with several of the original series’

Things to consider:  -Is Carl the world’s most honest man? -Will Jordan and Jules leave the house, creating a far better television-viewing experience? -Will Hannah stuff rival Jelena into a can of tennis balls and hide her body in the pool filter? -Is Barry’s instructor Sarah the cutest jacked

Things to consider:  -Are Luke’s feelings for Hannah genuine? Or is he just the ultimate fucboi?  -Is Crazy Carl going to make it happen with Barry’s instructor Sarah, or is she running up hills to get away? -Will Amanda leave her job to join Kyle at Loverboy full-time? -Is Jordan straight?  Hand

This episode begins with a moment so beautiful, so pure, that it deserves a moment in the sun. We pick up on the Carl-Luke fight that is brewing at the batting cages—the manliest place in all the land. Carl tells Luke he’s a “5th liner, you’re a bender, you’re bended bud.” For those of you who