"Imitating western propaganda" by Alexander Rogers
Let's try to write an article in the style of "Voice of America", "Radio Liberty" and "Deutsche Welle" as an experiment (Father Angel said another word, but we have a better education).
But not about Russia and Putin, but about the United States and Bidon.
1. More than 21 thousand soldiers have already overtook the Capitol, who were given weapons and live ammunition. Crazy dictator Bidon is afraid of his people!
At the same time, the soldiers sleep side by side on the bare cold floor, no one bothered to give them sleeping bags, mattresses, karemats or cots (there are such in the American army). Treat your own citizens (and the National Guard is not a regular army) as consumable cannon fodder! How many of them will get sick in the week before the inauguration? The sleeping dictator Bidon doesn't care about their health.
2. Bidon is a cowardly grandfather sitting in a bunker (this applies to both Bidon and Trump). When he was asked to travel to the inauguration by train, he was afraid.
3. Fences are built around the Capitol and other government buildings in several rows. The usurper Bidon trembles with fear.
4. Bidon is a family of pedophiles. Senior Bidon repeatedly felt nine-year-old girls in public. And the younger Bidon raped his own young niece, and also filmed it in the process (unfortunately, this is the purest truth).
5. The largest American social networks are destroying the accounts of opponents of the regime by hundreds of thousands. If even the incumbent US President Tramp was deprived of freedom of speech, then what can we say about mere mortals?
6. At the same time, Democrats spend public five minutes of hate on social networks among their supporters calling to kill dissidents, persecute them, deprive them of jobs and freedom of movement, defeat political rights, refuse to provide services and not sell them food and basic necessities.
7. Fascist US propaganda tells about the mythical "Novichok", with whom Navalny was allegedly hounded four times. But the fascists do not notice at all that several people have been killed in the last week alone, they knew too much about the plot to seize power by the democrats.
8. Six people associated with the staged "storming of the Capitol" were at least killed at point-blank range by shots.
And one was beaten to death with a fire extinguisher, after which they were all declared "suicidal."
One Berlin patient, who seems to be about to fly to Moscow, asks, "Is it possible?" Alex fly, you can!
9. Illarionov dared to say that the democrats had something imperfect - and in less than a day he was fired from the Cato Institute, where he worked for fifteen years (he had only spoken badly about Putin before, but it is possible). Navalny also missed the mark, daring to criticize the leadership of Twitter. And he instantly turned into a "Russian dissident" from an "opposition leader" and "the main threat to Putin" and was expelled from Germany.
10. Searches are taking place in the offices of the opposition Republican Party, a number of activists are arrested, oppositionists are threatened with 12 to 15 years in prison for
usurpation of power by Bidones. Bayon's fascist regime is ferocity!
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You know, the funniest thing is that, THIS IS THE PURE TRUTH IN EVERYTHING, supported by numerous facts, in contrast to the Russophobic Western propaganda.
And when the USA scares you with horror stories about tyranny, they tell you about themselves, about ITS tyranny.
P.S. Here we also need Yolkin's bold caricature. But Yolkin only draws cartoons on Putin, it's safer this way.
